Big news in Northern Virginia, y’all… Next week is Arlington County’s special election for County Board! AWWW yea, giddy up mofos! #soexcitedandIjustcanthideit.
‘CEPT Republican candidate Mark Kelly inadvertently turned me off with this piece of mail. Note first sentence:
UMM… Mark? Backyard hens? Trolley? Hipster housing programs, whatever the heck that entails? Bike share conspiracy theories? ALL THESE THINGS SOUND AWESOME.
Way to offend a backyard hen voter. I better get a donut or something from you at my polling place next week.