Gah, I’m a terrible person. I failed at my baby picture bribe– it’s reminding me of that moment from Old School (“I did my part now you do yours! That’s how bribes work!”). What I meant when I said I had it queued up was that I would queue it up, except then we went out of town… Continue reading Hi Sorry
Hooters. Ok, you guys know I don’t talk politics here, except in jest. Which I need to do more of, because the government does HILARIOUS stuff on a regular basis and nobody ever finds out about it. Which is both a shame and a blessing, I guess. Occasionally, though, I have to give credit where it’s… Continue reading Blurbs
I swear to you neither of these are staged… Tummy time… And the most perfect Up Dog pose there ever was. So perfect that I am showing you my living room in a messy moment.
Easy beagle access to delectable baby butt scents!
Oh gosh. Do I need to say something about the election? I’d rather not. I’ll just tell you that I went above and beyond my civic call of duty and served all morning as a poll watcher, where hilarity of course ensued. I seriously stood there in complete silence just checking off names of people… Continue reading Hi
OK, I know I am mildly obsessed with Chooch and have probably made this claim already… but SRSLY people check out these pictures of him in a life jacket and tell me your corneas aren’t exploding from the cuteness. If you don’t agree with me, your heart is obviously a chunk of bituminous coal. (Yes,… Continue reading World, I Present to You the Cutest Thing You Will See This Geological Epoch
Except for when he’s eating sanitary products and entire tubs of vaseline, Chooch is actually fairly (fairly) well behaved. Fairly. The one thing that turns him into a ravenous demonic crack head dog is window treatments. At the house we just left, he destroyed 3.5 sets of blinds and 1 window pane– so because of… Continue reading Chooch Shame
Choocheroo had a big day over the weekend… He attended his very first major league baseball game! Yes that is correct… we braved the famed “Pups in the Park” day at the stadium, and even had the chance to catch up with Chooch’s old buddies from the organization that rescued him from abusive West Virginia hillbilly dog… Continue reading I Think It’s Been Too Long Since I’ve Shoved 135 Photos of my Dog in Your Face
Once upon a time in 2007 I was walking down the street and discovered a hot dog laying discarded on the sidewalk. No bun. No hot dog accoutrements in sight. Just… a lone frank. I don’t know why things like this crack me up, but if I had to define my sense of humor with… Continue reading Photo Dump
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